Friday, April 30, 2010

"INTRODUCING FARRAH "TOYLADY" DAVIS"



POLE DANCING 101


I was combing yet again my facebook for interesting status's and came across an eye candy stat. IT READ, NEED A LADIES NIGHT? BOOK A POLE PARTY....I stopped and visited a page of a young up and coming pole instructer named Farrah "ToyLady" Davis. Farrah is the Ceo of Vip Pole Parties, millionaire girls club Co founder of Let's Get Famous!

And yes, she also sells those fun adult sex toys. I game and willing to support Farrah to enhance my sexual desire for working the pole. Pole dancing is the new YOGA. I'd rather twirl and flex my abs from twisting the pole than get bored laying on a yoga mat. besides, the pole's more beneficial and sexier. I'd rather learn the downward facing dog pole move than the yoga position.

Farrah is sure to enhance your knowledge of pole dancing throw her private parties. She's throwing a summer special package from April until June the 1st.She also does private sessions if you are the shy type or just wanna be one on one. So if you and your gal pals wanna have an exciting function,FARRAH "TOYLADY" DAVIS" is the lady to call for an erotic exciting experience.

For VIP lessons, contact Farrah at:


Phone: 443 852 3364

or visit her via TWITTER or FACEBOOK

Thursday, April 29, 2010

"ABSOLUTE VODKA INTRODUCES BERRY ACAI"


"INTRODUCING,ABSOLUTE VODKA BERRY ACAI'"

"ABSOLUTE VODKA INTRODUCES A NEW MEMBER TO THIER INFAMOUS BEVERAGE FAMILY. THE NEW FLAVOR OF BUNCH IS"BERRY ACAI'".
BERRY ACAI' IS A SWEET REFRESHING SUGAR FREE TREAT TO TINGLE YOUR DRINK BUDS. BERRI AÇAÍ is a vodka with açaí, blueberry and pomegranate infused flavors. I TOOK TO MY TASTE TEST AND RATED THIS NEW FLAVOR A 10 AND NEW FAVORITE DRINK OF CHOICE. THE SWEET AROMA OF THE MANY INFUSED BERRIES LINGERED AS SOON AS I POPPED OPEN THE TOP.

THIS IS SURE TO BE A FAVORITE SWEET SUMMER DRINK OF CHOICE FOR,BRUNCHEONS, COOKOUTS AND SOCIAL DRINKING FUNCTIONS.
THE NEW FLAVOR WAS FIRST INTRODUCED AS ONE OF THE ENJOYING REFRESHING COCKTAILS THAT WAS FEATURED ON "RUPAUL'S DRAGRACE" FOR SEASON 2.

TASTE TEST FOR YOURSELF.


"ABSOLUTE BLUES"

2 parts ABSOLUT BERRI AÇAÍ
1 parts simple syrup.
1 part lemon juice.
Shake and serve straight up. Garnish with lemon and blueberries.


"ABSOLUTE BERRY BREEZE"
1 part ABSOLUT BERRI AÇAÍ.
2 parts cranberry juice.
1 part apple juice.

Build into a highball glass. Garnish with a lime wedge


"HOLLYWOOD SWINGIN'"



CONGRATULATIONS SHAWN "S. DOT" BASKER

I WAS COMBING MY STATUS'S ON FACEBOOK AND CAME ACROSS A FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL THAT IS PROMOTING A NEW SINGLE. SHAWN "S.DOT" BASKER IS AN INDEPENDENT DC BASED RAPPER THAT GUESS APPEARS WITH ANOTHER DC AREA BASED INDEPENDENT RAPPER NAMED HOLLYWOODON A NEW SINGLE CALLED "BACK IN DE DAY".I'M ACTUALLY QUITE SURPRISED AT "HOLLYWOOD'S" RESUME. NOT TO MENTION HIS INDEPENDENT ALBUM. HE'S AN UNDISCOVERED PRODUCER AND CORRESPONDANT AMONG THE FEW SLASHES TO HIS LYRICAL TITLE.

Hollywood was nominated for Artist Most Likely to Succeed at the DMV EMA’s;MostSupportive Media Personality, Best Promoter, and Most Supportive RadioPersonality in 2009.But here's where the respect kicks in.He wrote and produced two club tracks, “Hi Hatas” and “Bottles of Patron” that gained him recognizition with radio media.

"Back N de day"
is just one of the many laid back tracks that this independent artist has to offer.The album in general reflects the sound of nineties Hip Hop.The Biggie and Tupac era of Hip Hop."Shawn S. Dot", flows like second nature as he samples a verse from 1995 track
"I Wish". There's a track called "Stranger",featuring Big Vegas" which is sampled from Tupac's "Pain",from the "Above the Rim" soundtrack.It has a "Ghetto Boys" type melody to the lyrics. No dought this track is likeable. But then again, it's because this is a Tupac sampled track. How can you not love a Tupac track?

Undiscovered talent lurks everywhere.Supporting unknown talent is risky but Hollywood might be worth the gamble.Jay Z ,Damon Dash, Lil Wayne,Kanye West and Ludacris all started off out of the trunk of a car and freelanced thier way into stardom.This is how it all starts but certainly for Hollywood and Shawnwill not be the end.


Check out Hollywood's website and listen for yourself.

http://www.hollywood-hangout.net.For booking & contact inquiries, please call So Necessary Entertainment (703) 868.2058 or send an email mailto:info@sonecessaryent.com

"THE JIZZ IS UP FOR KAT STACKS"


KAT STACKS...SHE SMASHED THE HOMIES.......
Video Model/ Blabber mouth Groupie Kat Stacks just can't seem to shut her mouth or her poontang. She and her ever busy "Vajajay" are at it again. She claims this time that she gang banged the rapper "The Game's" , "Black Wall Street" crew.This chick and her loose as a goose cooch antics just seem to be spreading faster than AIDS, did in the eighties.She should know by now that sex only sells is if you make it worth selling and not blabbing about.Instead,she promotes her antics via Youtube by blasting her erotic shenanigans along with the "Homies" numbers.

Kat Stacks a.k.a the "Jizz Collector" is just as relentless as Freddy Krueger. This "Diss and Tell" motive she keeps rerunning like Good Times on TV ONE, is getting a bit boring.Is it that she's bitter about her famous encounters or fucking for 15 minutes fame?

Kat first aired her dirty laundry via MEDIATAKEOUT.COM, when she accused Cassidy of infecting her with AIDS.Then went on a snitch mission to blast the numbers of her counterparts via the internet.That included, Lil Wayne, The whole Young Money click and Nelly. As I watched her antics via Youtube, I get the feeling that this bitter chick is just straight fucking for funds,fame and not to mention for FREE. Kat claims she does what she does to put "Niggaz on Blast" but really, who cares?Kat darling, eithier get a job working for the CatHouse brothel on HBO, or pop a cock in your mouth and stop sparing the details.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

SMH..THAT THONG, THONG, THONG, THONG....WTF?



SISQO IS LOOKING MORE LIKE HIS NAME IS "CRISCO" THESE DAYS.I NEVER DID BUY THE FACTTHAT HE FOUND A WOMAN SCANDALOUS FOR WEARING THAT THONG, THONG, THONG, THONG,.BUT I SWEAR FOR A FACT HE WOULDNT HANDLE IT. LITERALLY....

PEEP THESE PICS OF THE THONG DRAGON SPORTING THIS AVANT GUARDE VERSION OF WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH DENTAL FLOSS AND 1 HELLUVA IMAGINATION.


Tuesday, April 27, 2010

"XXX RATED PINKY AND HOW 2 GIVE THE BRAIN"






SUCKIIN DICK FOR DUMMIES.....











PINKY, THE PORN STAR IS BY FAR ONE OF MY FAV CURRENT ADULT FILM ACTRESSES.SHE'S SEXUALLY IMPRESSIVE, PROFESSIONAL,SEDUCTIVE AND COME ON I'M LOVIN THE HOT PINK NEON HAIR.SHE HAS A FUN XXX RATED VERSION OF SUCKIN DICK 4 U DUMMIES OUT THERE THAT DON'T KNOW HOW TO GIVE GOOD FELLATIO. "PINKY'S GUIDE TO SUCKIN DICK FOR DUMB ASS'S" IS A EROTIC GUIDE TO GIVING GOOD HEAD BY THE BJ MASTER OF ORAL FIXATION.

PINKY'S GUIDE TO GIVING GOOD HEAD CONSIST OF CORRECT ORAL METHODS OF SLURPING DOWN THE JOHNSON,DIPPING THE T-BAGS AND SENSUAL OILY TATA FOREPLAY PROCEDURES TO AROUSE HIS GENATALIA.THIS FILM WAS ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE. I'M INTRINGUED AND BY FAR CURIOUS TO COPY A FEW METHODS. SO FOR ALL OF YOU THAT AREN'T AFRAID OF SLOBBIN THE KNOB, THIS FLICK IS SURE TO AROUSE YOUR ORAL INTEREST AND BJ DELIGHTS. PRACTICING WITH A BANANA, JUST AINT CUTTIN IT BY PINKY'S STANDARD.

IF U WANNA KEEP THAT MAN, YOU MAY WANNA INVEST THIS FLICK AND LEARN A FEW NEW TRICKS OF THE BJ TRADE.

TYRA SANCHEZ WINS RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE 2.


CONGRATULATIONS TO TYRA SANCHEZ, THE WINNING CONTESTANT OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE FOR SEASON 2.
TYRA SANCHEZ A.K.A JAMES ROSS IS A SINGLE PROUD FATHER THAT WENT FROM SLEEPING ON HIS DRAG MOTHER'S COUCH TO REIGNING THE THROWN OF DRAGDOM.THE SASHA FIERCE OBSESSED SELF PROCLAIMED AMERICAN SWEETHEART,
MANAGE TO OUTBEAT THE PLAYFUL ,QUIRKY JUJUBEE AND COLD ICE DRAGQUEEN RAVEN.CONGRATS ON THE DEFEAT.
I'M NOT TO SURE IF FOLKS FEEL SHE IS THE RIGHT QUEEN FOR THE TITLE, BUT I WANNA GET AN INTERVIEW ON THE OTHER INPUTS OF TYRA COUNTERPARTS FROM THE SHOW.



"SEX AND THE CITY 2" MOVIE PREMIER.......

SAVE THE DATE AND MAKE IT A DATE TO RESERVE TICKETS ON MAY 28,2010.

THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN AND BACK TO THE BIG SCREEN.....
I WILL BE ATTENDING A PRIVATE SCREENING TO CRITIQUE THE SEQUEL.

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF HOLLYWEIRD

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF HOLLYWEIRD